THINGS THAT DISTINGUISH YOU FROM PROTOZOA...
• You have more than one cell. (Unless you are presently incarcerated.)
• When you order pizza, you don’t say, “And throw on some unicellular algae!”
• Micro-invertebrates feed on Protozoa. I don’t see them chewing you.
• You are probably not grouped with slime mold (weekends notwithstanding.)
So you see, you really are doing well.